Husband and wife argue. During the argument, the man chucks a carrot (?! I guess it was the closest thing to him. Wait, I got it, now, he was EATING the carrot during the argument.) across the kitchen--about 20 feet--, which happens to hit the woman squarely in the EYE, of all things.
This results in one ruptured eyeball, then a glass eye, and (apparently) life happily ever-after. They are still together!! (It's been close to two years, people.)
ehem, I just realized that in my previous post, I used 'carrot' as a euphemism. Please forgive, and there is no correlation...
